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User:ladymandarin (670715)
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Name:Miss B. Haive
Location:Los Angeles, California, United States
Bio:Lj Friends Thingy!

Ask and you shall receive...for the most part.


Since some of you have asked, then I will answer. This was taken from an AIM convo and all names have been deleted to protect the not-so-innocent. *laugh*

How did you get your name?
I love X-Men, especially Psylocke. She had several names, Lady Mandarin being one of them, and even swapped bodies at one point with a Japanese assasin, Kwannon.

Is that the only reason why?
No. Last time I checked, I'm a female. That takes care of the "Lady" part...although I'm not always a lady, especially if you piss me off or steal my food or something. I'm part Chinese, I speak Mandarin Chinese (in addition to English, Engrish, FOBulish, some ghetto Japanese, bad words in Cantonese and random phrases in Spanish and Korean), and I like Mandarin Oranges...so...that's where the Mandarin part comes into play.

Oh...you have really long answers.
THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!

Oh...sorry. Um...you have really long answers, huh?
That's better. And yes, I tend to go off on tangents every now and then.

You said you're part Chinese. What's the other part?
Japanese

Oh...so you're Korean?
...no, moron. I'm Chinese/Japanese.

Hehehe, but geographically speaking, China + Japan = Korea.
THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!

Sorry!! Uh...right?
Do not waste my time asking me such trivial things. Next question and you better make it a good one.

How tall are you?
5'7.

Damn! And you're full Asian?! You're a freak!
Shut up, little man, before this freak opens a can of whoop ass on you.

So...if you're Bonnie, can I be your Clyde? Hehehe
Psh...please. That's so not original, lame-o. However, you may take a number, an application and stand in line. If you're lucky, I just might get to it sometime in your current life time. :D

I see that you talk about Hawaii a lot. Are you from Hawaii?
No, I'm not. I lived there for 9 years and went to high school there but I'm originally from Los Angeles and I live here now.

I also see that you travel a lot in general. How do you do that and work?!
Easy. I get on a plane and make sure I get off the plane before I have to clock in. Duh.

...you're such a smart ass...
I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass any day. Wouldn't you?

I noticed that you write a lot.
Yeah, I do. I haven't quite figured out if that's good or bad. But then again, I don't really care because I like to write and keep track of all the weird and wacky things that go on through my head.

So do you make up most of the stuff that you write about or are they based upon what's going on in your life?
Well...a little bit of both. It depends on what it is I'm writing about. I guess sometimes it can be hard to tell if you don't know me well, huh?

I came to visit you at your bar and you look so serious! Are you always so serious?
Yes. Sometimes. Not really. No. If I don't like you, then I look like that. But if I'm fond of you, then I am the biggest dork you will ever have the pleasure (or displeasure...hahahaha!) of knowing. *grin*

Which is it?! Yes, you're happy to see me or no, you're not? Can't you make up your mind?!
Yes. No. Yes. Maybe. I don't know. *laugh*

So are you still in school?
Nope. I have since graduated...thank the powers that be.

What was your major?
Nursing.

Whoa! That makes you not one but TWO kinds of nurses!
Yeah yeah yeah...I was a bar "nurse" and now I'm a "nurse" nurse. *laugh*

Damn...so will you wear the nurse uniform thing for me? Hehehehe
Ew, you freaking perv! I don't think so, buddy. Well, maybe...if you're lucky. *laugh*

Daaayaaam!! So...did I tell you that today is my lucky day?
Haa haa haa, good try.

Damn...so what else are you (besides being abnormally tall and "korean" hehehe)?
That's it. Interview over.

What?! No! I'm sorry!!! I just want to get to know you better.
There's nothing more I can say because I can only be experienced. Haa haa haa!

*all names have been deleted to protect the retards who asked these questions*







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