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Chica Needs To Take A Chill Pill
I went to a birthday party in Burbank yesterday. It was AbbyNormal's bday. It was waaaaay too crowded and I don't deal well with being stuffed in a stuffy space and surrounded by absolute strangers while my ears are being accosted by the horrendous caterwauling from the "singer" on stage who also happens to be rude and uncouth. To top it all off, he kept telling/making obnoxious jokes and comments. He thought he was funny. Oh poor and disillusioned boy. I tolerated being there for about 45 minutes before I left. I did have a good time chilling with PattiCake, AnaB and Mr.PattiCake though. :)

After that, I drove all the way to Santa Monica for Hobbes's party. I haven't seen her in a while and every time she invites me to her new home, I've been unable to make it. I feel like a bad friend so yesterday I made sure I went. I knew no one there (except Mr.iAm who knows me but I can't for the life of me remember where I met him. Must've been when I was still bartending. I think. Actually, I've no idea) besides Hobbes and Mr.Hobbes. I made myself chat with people and mingle (sort of....like in a half assed way....but compare to what I normally do, this was like a Herculean effort, man) because these are people who mean something to Hobbes so for her I will make a mighty effort. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be but I had the most fun after everyone left and we sat outside in the freezing cold until 4 in the morning just talking. I've missed her. I also think I'm getting sick again. What. The. F*ck.

I realized I can talk to complete strangers if I have to. The weirdest part of the night was with Raja. Coming in to her home, one of the first people Mr.Hobbes introduced me to was Raja. I could smell his girlfriend on him. Sometimes, you just know. Anyway, so I meet the girlfriend also and received a chilly response. Whatever. I don't care. So we're all getting ready to play poker and he jumps in. I was sitting next to Mr.iAm and Raja squeezed his way in. Dude, there's like....6 feet to my right. I don't know why he had to squeeze in there and literally be in my lap and Mr.iAm's lap at the same time. Whatever. So we're playing, talking shit and blah blah blah. I dunno. He's getting uncomfortably close and I'm like "whoa".

At the end of the night, I'm checking my phone, he comes finds me and starts chatting me up. Again, I'm fine with conversing with total strangers that know my friends and he's really fun to talk to but I could not shake the feeling that his girlfriend was not pleased. He's standing waaaaay into my comfort zone and stares at me while I'm talking as if I'm the most interesting person he's ever talked to. His girlfriend comes up to him while we're talking and says "We're leaving in 20 minutes", glances at me and walks away. Omg. Wtf. He goes "sure" and keeps oooon talking to me. I seriously don't get women sometime because I'm not out to steal your man, freak. God. Calm the f*ck down!

So that concludes the weird part of my night.

This is the funniest part of my night. One of the first things Hobbes said to me when I walked out of my car was "AAAAGGGHH!!! YOU FINALLY MADE IT!!! Whoa, your hair is really light now. I like it! But can I tell you that I love your hair when it's darker?" I thought about it and admitted that I like my hair darker too. I went this light because I wanted to have gold in my hair for Chinese New Year. Haa haa haa!! Actually, it's more of a chestnut/caramel with blond streaks...and it's getting lighter every day. Omg.

So before I could even ask her why she prefers my hair darker, she says "I like it light like this but honestly, I like it darker because while you still have the look now, you're totally more Stuck Up Asian Bitch with the darker hair. That's always been your thing and it's weird you can still do it now but your darker haired look goes so much better with your Asian bitch thing".

Haa haa haa!!! Omg, I love her.